Tuesday, November 29, 2005

But Wait, There's More...

Ten More Really Awful Ways to Die in Fantasy and Science Fiction

10. Being eaten by a grue.

9. Being impaled during mass...and you're the one conducting the service.

8. Having your magical essence drained away by being hung upside down and skinned alive.

7. Walking onto the bridge of a captured ship just in time to hear the computer say, "Seven ... six ... five ..."

6. Having your head teleported away from your body.

5. Death due to rapid aging brought on by a poor choice in stemware.

4. That Spanish brat you taught a lesson to all those years ago finally catches up with you.

3. Being dragged down to the underworld after the woman you've spent the last three thousand years trying to resurrect abandons you.

2. Being eaten by dung beetles after abandoning the man who's spent the last three thousand years trying to resurrect you.

1. Being sucked into a jet engine because you've ignored Edna's first rule of costume design: NO CAPES!

1 comment:

Michael said...

The resemblance IS uncanny...