Seriously?

Your results:
You are Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)

Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic) 75% Wash (Ship Pilot) 70% Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic) 65% Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command) 65% Derrial Book (Shepherd) 60% Malcolm Reynolds (Captain) 55% Inara Serra (Companion) 45% Alliance 45% Jayne Cobb (Mercenary) 35% River (Stowaway) 35% A Reaver (Cannibal) 15%

Medicine and physical healing are your game, but wooing women isn't a strong suit.

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I appear not to be 'command material'. So much for the sweep.

Of course, I think Simon has one of the best bits in the whole series (along with his sister):

Simon: You're in a dangerous line of work, Jayne. Odds are you'll be under my knife again. Often. So I want you to understand one thing very clearly: No matter what you do or say or plot, no matter how you come down on us, I will never, ever harm you. You're on this table, you're safe... because I'm your medic. No matter how little we may like or trust each other, we're on the same crew. Got the same troubles, same enemies—and more than enough of both. We could circle each other and growl, sleep with one eye open, but that thought wearies me. Now I don't care what you've done, and I don't know what you're planning on doing, but I'm trusting you. I think you should do the same. Because I don't see this working any other way.
[exits]

River: Also, I can kill you with my brain.

Classic.