The Top 15 Han Solo Quotes You Need to Use in Regular Conversation

From Double Viking via Fark.com. The article gives full descriptions of each event.

15. “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”
When to say it: When you get a bad feeling, obviously

14. “Had a slight weapons malfunction, but everything's perfectly alright now. We're fine, we're all fine, here, now, thank you. How are you?”
When to say it: When your cell phone signal begins to break up

13. “No, no, NO. THIS one goes THERE, THAT one goes THERE.”
When to say it: When working on a project with a partner

12. “Great, kid. Don’t get cocky.”
When to say it: When a friend accomplishes something

11. “Never tell me the odds!”
When to say it: When gambling

10. “Yeah, I’ll bet you have.”
When to say it: When an intergalactic bounty hunter tells you he’s been waiting a long time to bring you in

9. “Here’s where the fun begins.”
When to say it: When you’re about to enter a dangerous situation

8. “You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.”
When to say it: Anytime

7. “What an incredible smell you’ve discovered!”
When to say it: Anytime you smell something awful

6. “Laugh it up, fuzzball.”
When to say it: When a fat/hairy person laughs at you

5. “Wonderful girl. Either I’m going to kill her, or I’m beginning to like her.”
When to say it: When talking about a woman you’re attracted to

4. “How we doin’?”
“Same as always.”
“That bad, huh?”
When to say it: When asking someone about their day

3. “I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field controls my destiny.”
When to say it: During a debate on religion

2. “Hey…it’s me!”
When to say it: When someone tells you to “be careful”

1. “I love you.”
“I know.”
When to say it: Duh