Friday, June 16, 2006

That's Using Your Head!

In this weeks' action with the OGC, our heroes (Wild Card, Sift, and Rham Dhapp) tried to keep VIPER from kidnapping their teammate, Gate. The cyborg VIPER leader, when finding himself facing heroic opposition, immediately called for reinforcements.

Enter the VIPER Vehicle Specialists. Half a dozen or so agents zoomed in on motorcycles wielding shock batons. One drove past Rham Dhapp, who dodged the attack and then smacked the agent in the back of the head with a baton he'd confiscated from another agent. The stunned VIPER agent lost control of the bike and crashed into a parked car. Fortunately, he wasn't seriously injured because he was wearing a helmet.

In other words, the VIPER agents were smarter than Super Bowl-winning quarterback Ben Roethlisberger of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Way to go, Ben.

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